Capsaicin, the compound that makes chili peppers hot, is sold as a capsule, a skin cream, and a prescription patch for nerve pain. Applied to the skin or nose, the evidence is solid for nerve pain, joint pain, and a chronic runny nose. Taken orally, changes in weight, waist size and blood fats are small and inconsistent; the link to longer life comes from observation rather than experiment. (Full Review)
| Marker | Target | Why |
|---|---|---|
| Waist circumference | Under 90 cm in men, under 80 cm in women | Most responsive body-composition measure in trials |
| Fasting triglycerides | 50–90 mg/dL | Largest and most reproducible capsaicin lipid effect |
| Total cholesterol | 160–200 mg/dL | Second lipid endpoint that moved, though not robustly |
| HbA1c | 4.8–5.3% | Confirms the null glycemic finding holds individually |
| Seated blood pressure | 110–120 / 70–80 mmHg | No pooled effect, so change signals another cause |
| hs-CRP | Under 0.55 mg/L in men, under 1.0 mg/L in women | Inflammation route proposed to mediate the mortality link |
| ALT | 10–26 U/L in men, 8–22 U/L in women | Theoretical liver burden from reactive metabolites |
Cadence: Baseline panel before starting; symptom review at 2 weeks during titration; full panel at 12 weeks; then every 6–12 months for anyone continuing indefinitely. Topical and patch users need no laboratory monitoring beyond blood pressure around each application.